Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do.

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?