You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
[Writing] is edit, edit, edit. It's almost like getting a boat ready to go to sea. You've still got a countless number of things left to fix, but you've just got to go, "O.K., everybody get on the boat. We're going, ready or not."
My mother insisted that her children read.
Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.
Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.