If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

My voyage was never a well-conceived plan, nor will it ever be. I have made it up as I went along.

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

I'm growing older, but not up.