If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.