Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.

And there's that one particular harbor Sheltered from the wind Where the children play on the shore each day And all are safe within...

Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt.

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

Never did I think that I became family entertainment.