Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.

Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

Tonight I just need my guitar.