Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

I have always looked at life as a voyage, mostly wonderful, sometimes frightening. In my family and friends I have discovered treasure more valuable than gold.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.