I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.

The ocean has always been a salve to my soul.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

Cheeseburger in paradise!

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it