The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

My mother insisted that her children read.

My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.