I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.
I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.
I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.
What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.
I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.