It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television.

Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.

Be yourself, be pleasant, play hard and have no regrets.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.