I hate music, especially when it's played.

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!

Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. The band jazzed at full blast. The air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. The dance-floors were crowded with couples who couldn't do anything but wiggle hips and feet.

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.