It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.
Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
Start off each day with a song.