It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.
Everybody wants to get into the act!
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
That's the conditions that prevail!