Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.
It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.
Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Everybody wants to get into the act!