It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.