Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!

Everybody wants to get into the act!

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.