You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.

Many people are noting the difference between Hillary Clinton's friendly public appearances and her blunt and direct Twitter account. Yeah, she's nice in person, and mean on the Internet. You know, kinda like EVERYONE.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Thinking about all that - what it means to be happy - I think it overloaded your brain.

This week the Obama administration warned China to remove its secret agents from the U.S. Then in the middle of Obama's announcement a plant behind him got up and walked away.