Success is.... happiness. Is that too Deepak Chopra?

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

In her new book, Sarah Palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do it. Still think she's not qualified to be President?

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now, I know it seems like the perfect story for a Chris Christie joke but I'm actually on a Chris Christie joke diet. So nothing for me, thanks.

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.