In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.
Jimmy FallonToday President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you know, since nobody had to be at work.
Jimmy FallonThis morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.'
Jimmy Fallon