Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
Jimmy FallonThank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously
Jimmy FallonThank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.
Jimmy FallonA massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, '2016?'
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