People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It got pretty heavy actually, I almost had to host.

I'm not a big baseball fan, to be honest.

...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.

The White House is apparently pushing to create more Latino-themed landmarks. Now that's in addition to our current Latino-themed landmark, California.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he said, 'Whichever comes first.'