The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'
Jimmy FallonListening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.
Jimmy FallonAn Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'
Jimmy FallonWhen NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on the phone
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