President Obama is launching a new $6 billion space policy that will ultimately take astronauts to Mars. Of course, it's $6 billion and $45 if the astronauts have a carry-on.
Jimmy FallonApparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in 2017.'
Jimmy FallonThank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
Jimmy FallonIf people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.
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