Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have the right outcome. That's right, they think he might win.