Today, President Obama finally met with BP's CEO, Tony Hayward, but the meeting was only scheduled 20 minutes. Call me crazy, but I think it should take more time to discuss an oil spill than it does to get your oil checked.

It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running for president.

Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously