I think people tend to believe that women who are successful are probably neglecting their children, possibly a bit hard-nosed and that they don't really support other women very much - that they're men-haters and ball-breakers. I've certainly been on the receiving end of those 'compliments' for most of my career.

An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking.

When I was at school you got an overall general education, on many things, even just basic facts.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

I've seen a lot of women give up after they've had three or four bad gigs in a row. It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

One thing Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug.