An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking.

I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

When I was at school you got an overall general education, on many things, even just basic facts.

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series at the next festival but I don't have any news on that. It's already been on Paramount actually, but as it's on Paramount it'll probably be on several more times... hopefully.

I'm just trying to spread the word and upturn the myth that actually you should be resting after cancer treatment. You shouldn't; you should be getting out and doing any kind of exercise you can. You don't have to run a marathon, but you just have to up your activity levels.

Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.

You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.