I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it.
Jo BrandI like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be.
Jo BrandEven when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.
Jo BrandI went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
Jo Brand