Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's a great thing to do in my book.

When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.