Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.

When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then.

I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.

Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

I just don't like travelling very much.