Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

Men are fantastic - as a concept.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.