People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.

In the end, punk inevitably burned itself out and acted as a bridge across which the New Romantics could sashay in their chiffon and glossy hair.

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.