You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.

School was great. There were no boys there, which didn't really bother me at the time because I had two brothers, so I was quite pleased not to spend any more time with boys.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

Each generation has a backlash against the generation before.

How do you conduct an intimate relationship where no one ever loses it? Where no one ever lashes out, where no one ever smacks anyone in the mouth?

I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.

I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.