I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

Men are fantastic - as a concept.

I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

I was always being called upon to be an honorary boy alongside my brothers. I don't think I'd be a comic now if it hadn't been for that.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.