There are comics who treat women fairly appallingly. But I can be great friends with them because I don't tend to do that ticking of boxes: it can make life too simplistic.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is.

I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.