My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I like to shock people.

I've seen a lot of women give up after they've had three or four bad gigs in a row. It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

How do you conduct an intimate relationship where no one ever loses it? Where no one ever lashes out, where no one ever smacks anyone in the mouth?

I did try when I wasn't doing the singing to do as much comedy as I could because I thought with Comic Relief you are duty bound to anyway.

When I was at school you got an overall general education, on many things, even just basic facts.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.