My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

When I was at school you got an overall general education, on many things, even just basic facts.

I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.

Suffice to say, many women find their first appearance on a comedy panel show to be their last. Second chances seem to be given less often to the female of the species.

Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.