I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.

I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding.

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

I think I'd concentrate on young women - particularly girls at school - and I would try and build into school curriculums much more education about relationships and how girls (and boys) can handle them: stuff about consent and that sort of thing.

Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.