By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more.

I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make a comment on your appearance when they don't even know you.

No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it.

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.

You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men.

I used to get nervous about three weeks before a gig... now I've managed to condense it down to a manageable ten minutes.