They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more.

I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.

A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years, but that's probably just an illusion.

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

There's something people do to you when they bully you that makes you feel like you're on your own. But don't keep things inside, it's really damaging if you do.

You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.