I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

To me, a politician's job is to listen to constituents' problems and try to sort them out.

I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls.

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully.

I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.