The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic towards them. They feel slightly repulsed by it.

I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy.

I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also takes in the fact that I've had two children recently.

My personal opinion is that you can't be racist towards white people. You can be prejudiced about them, but being prejudiced isn't an illegal act, whereas being racist can be.

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.