A heart will say amazing things if it's given half a chance.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males who were always glad to see us." "So?" "We already have that!" "What do you mean?" "We've got dogs!

Will we have bodyguards?" "We're not quite set up for that. But with all these mothers, you don't need them.

Librarians understand about power - they know how to find anything.