Have you ever noticed that it takes a textbook dozens of pages to say what normal people can cover fast? Example: What was the full impact of World War II? Clear-cut teenage answer: we won.

Teenagers are like bees at night, I think. We don't like waking up and we don't always get with the program immediately, but once we figure out our mission, we'll see it through.

If you worry about every little thing you're going to have one thoroughly miserable life.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

New places always help us look at life differently

The problem with the heart is how it can have so many opposite feelings coursing through it all at the same time. It's really an inconsistent thing- appreciating something one minute and hating it the next.

If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?