My father always told me that in this world we are going to make a truckload of mistakes, but the best mistake we can ever make is to err on the side of mercy

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.

When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not eighteen.

You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males who were always glad to see us." "So?" "We already have that!" "What do you mean?" "We've got dogs!

You don't understand how much light you have until the lights go out.

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.