I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.
Joan CollinsMost ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off the circulation! Try dancing in them - your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs afterwards.
Joan CollinsOnly fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.
Joan CollinsWe live in a quick-fix society where we need instant gratification for everything. Too fat? Get lipo-sucked. Stringy hair? Glue on extensions. Wrinkles and lines? Head to the beauty shop for a pot of the latest miracle skin stuff. It's all a beautiful £1 billion con foisted upon insecure women by canny cosmetic conglomerates.
Joan Collins