We live in a quick-fix society where we need instant gratification for everything. Too fat? Get lipo-sucked. Stringy hair? Glue on extensions. Wrinkles and lines? Head to the beauty shop for a pot of the latest miracle skin stuff. It's all a beautiful £1 billion con foisted upon insecure women by canny cosmetic conglomerates.
Joan CollinsOnly fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.
Joan CollinsI consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like Jack Benny.
Joan CollinsI used to go over to Gene Kelly's house and play volleyball, and Paul Newman and Marlon Brando were always there. You kind of took it for granted because I was 20, 21, 22, and they were a bit older - well, Gene certainly was. But it was just part of daily living. They were in the same profession, and you didn't think that much about it.
Joan CollinsI was thinking, who of the English actresses in the last 30 or 40 years have achieved as much as I have?
Joan Collins