Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else