Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh
I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else
Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.
My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.
[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?
I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.