Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.