Joan Crawford Quotes

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.

There was a saying around MGM: "Norma Shearer got the productions, Greta Garbo supplied the art, and Joan Crawford made the money to pay for both".

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!

Be afraid of nothing.

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

When television killed comedy and love stories, the movie makers went in slugging. They offered the downbeat, the degenerate as competition. This seems to me to be a sad campaign for Hollywood to use to combat box office disaster.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

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Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

My tears speak for me.

Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.

Learn to breathe, learn to speak, but first... learn to feel.

I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!

Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.

You know the troubles I've had with my two older children. I can't understand why it turned out so badly. I tried to give them everything. I loved them and tried to keep them near me, even when they didn't return my love. Well, I couldn't make them love me, but they could have shown some respect. I couldn't insist on love, but I could insist on respect.

If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'

If you start watching the oldies, you're in trouble. I feel ancient if "Grand Hotel" or "The Bride Wore Red" comes on. I have a sneaking regard for "Mildred Pierce", but the others do nothing for me.

I had read the criticisms of me and my movies and they were discerning. They said that Crawford needs a new deal, and they asked if I was doomed to explore forever the emotional misfortunes of the super-sexed modern young woman. And so, to break away from the pattern, I wanted to do "The Gorgeous Hussy". Selznick laughed at me. 'You can't do a costume picture. You're too modern.' But I begged and begged and begged, and so they let me do it. I was totally miscast.

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing.

They were grooming Doris Day to take over the top spot. Jack L. Warner asked me to play her sister in one picture. I said, "Come on, Jack. No one could ever believe that I would have Doris Day for a sister."

Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. I don't believe Franchot ever for a moment resented the fact that I was a star. Possibly he resented Hollywood's refusal to let him forget it. There was never a doubt in my mind that his talent was greater than mine.

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

Mr. Cukor is a hard task-master, a fine director and he took me over the coals giving me the roughest time I have ever had. And I am eternally grateful.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.

Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

The Democratic party is one that I've always observed. I have struggled greatly in life from the day I was born and I am honored to be apart of something that focuses on working class citizens and molds them into a proud specimen. Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Kennedy have done so much in that regard for the two generations they've won over during their career course.