If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw "Trog" advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I couldn't.

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.