They were grooming Doris Day to take over the top spot. Jack L. Warner asked me to play her sister in one picture. I said, "Come on, Jack. No one could ever believe that I would have Doris Day for a sister."

Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.