If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

One puzzling thing about men -- they allow their sex instinct to drive them to where their intelligence never would take them.

If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

It seems there's just no room left for elegance in this paper-plate, blue-jean world. And I, for one, think it's a shame.

My sister is a very peculiar lady. When we were young, I wasn't allowed to talk to her friends. Now I'm not allowed to talk to her children, nor are they permitted to see me. This is the nature of the lady. Doesn't bother me at all.

The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger-like eating. If the man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what's important is love and romance.

[On her troubled relationships with her daughters:] You can acquire enemies. Why give birth to them?