If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

One puzzling thing about men -- they allow their sex instinct to drive them to where their intelligence never would take them.

If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

Marriage, as an institution, is as dead as the dodo bird.

I married first, won the Oscar before Olivia (sister Olivia de Havilland) did, and if I die first, she'll undoubtedly be livid because I beat her to it!

The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger-like eating. If the man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what's important is love and romance.

You know, I've had a helluva life.