To be a judge you don't have to know about books, you have to be skilled at picking shrapnel out of your head.
Joanna LumleyYou must swear never to go on the dole. Never be bored. Find something to do. And don't yawn.
Joanna LumleyI am now an old lioness, if I see my young ones getting out of order, I've got to be able to say to them this is not how lions behave. This is not right.
Joanna LumleyThey [granddaughters] went to Disneyland and Alice proudly told Snow White: 'My grandmother is a famous atlas!' So that's nice - they're happy that I'm an atlas!
Joanna Lumley