How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.

You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.'

There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.