Just because you had every right to feel sorry for yourself didn't mean you ever took the opportunity to do so.

On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.

Dante believed God punished suicides by trapping the person's spirit in a tree trunk. On Judgment Day, they were the only sinners who didn't get their souls back, because they tried to get rid of them once before.

A lie took two parties - the weaver of the tale and the sucker who so badly wanted to believe it.

Memories are like a still life painted by ten different student artists: some will be blue-based; others red; some will be as stark as Picasso and others as rich as Rembrandt; some will be foreshortened and others distant. Recollections are in the eye of the beholder; no two held up side by side will ever quite match.

true love is felonious… You take someone’s breath away… You rob them of the ability to utter a single word… You steal a heart.

How foolish it is to run away with a man who's already run away with someone else.